Glacéau vitaminwater® XXX Açai-Blueberry-Pomegranate Bottle 591 mL

sure trigonometry is important, but school should also teach you stuff you’ll actually use in life. everyday useful stuff. like how to pronounce acai. (a-sigh-eee). yes math comes in handy when you’re calculating what to leave for a tip, but when was the last time you called someone to say “sorry iʼm late. be there when x equals y.” x is just x. unless the ‘x’ is antioxidant vitamin c. like in this bottle, for exxxample. multiply that by 591mLs and you’re left with hydration over brilliant to the power of mmmm.